{"id":507,"date":"2014-06-19T14:23:31","date_gmt":"2014-06-19T22:23:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jollyandy.com\/home\/?page_id=507"},"modified":"2025-09-01T20:47:31","modified_gmt":"2025-09-02T04:47:31","slug":"officiant","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"http:\/\/jollyandy.com\/home\/officiant\/","title":{"rendered":"NerdWed"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>As an ordained minister, I&#8217;ve performed weddings throughout Northern California. But what I really enjoy is performing ceremonies for a pair nerds. Or geeks. Or Whovians. Or Klingons. Or just regular folks who want a special touch.<\/p>\n<p>Because my ordination is from a non-denominational church, I&#8217;m not picky about what kind of ceremony I perform. All I care about is that the two people getting married are really, truly in love.<\/p>\n<p>I specialize in custom, nerdy-themed ceremonies. My own wedding was a Star Wars-themed Hindu\/Western fusion ceremony. It spoke to my wife and I as a couple, our traditions, and the things that define our relationship.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve performed Game of Thrones cloakings, Disney ceremonies, Dungeons &amp; Dragons Quests, Lord of the Rings Ent plantings, and Celtic knot ceremonies. I love nerdy stuff and I love weddings.<\/p>\n<p><u><a href=\"mailto:jollyandy@gmail.com?subject=Wedding Officiant Services&amp;body=I'm getting married!\">Send me an e-mail today<\/a><\/u> and we can talk about what kind of wedding you want.<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p><b>Types of Ceremonies \/ Denominations<\/b><\/p>\n<p>I have experience with a wide range of wedding ceremonies, and I&#8217;m comfortable performing almost any kind of ceremony you&#8217;d like. My very first wedding was a tree-planting ceremony, and it&#8217;s only gotten more fun from there. Do you want a short ceremony so you and your guests can get on with the fun? I can do that. Are you non-religious and just want to proclaim your love? Fine by me. Candle-lighting? Sand-writing proclamation? Vietnamese Tea Ceremony? Klingon? You name it, I&#8217;m probably down for it. In fact, I can correctly pronounce Klingon, Tolkien Elvish, Old Norse, and Old English. I&#8217;m also available for same-sex marriage (hooray, California!).<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p><b>Ceremonial Services<\/b><\/p>\n<p>While I do provide basic wedding services at a competitive rate, my specialty is my custom ceremony service where I work with you to make sure you get a ceremony worthy of your wedding day. This means you&#8217;ll get a ceremony custom written for you and your special relationship with your partner. I have a Master&#8217;s degree in narrative literature and work as a writer for a living. All you need to give me is a few details (special things that define your relationship, what kind of vows you wish to exchange, and how much talking <em>you<\/em> want to do), and I&#8217;ll write a ceremony specially tailored for you. And I hope you agree with me when I say this &#8212; I think marriage ceremonies should be <em>both<\/em> fun and heart-felt. Nothing makes for a better wedding photo than the bride &amp; groom laughing together at the altar. Your day should be a memorable affair about you, not some stuffy passage from a book you&#8217;ve never read.<\/p>\n<hr \/><center><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-511\" src=\"http:\/\/jollyandy.com\/home\/\/home\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/MalMarCeremony.png\" alt=\"Back When I Had Hair\" width=\"500\" srcset=\"http:\/\/jollyandy.com\/home\/\/home\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/MalMarCeremony.png 939w, http:\/\/jollyandy.com\/home\/\/home\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/MalMarCeremony-300x128.png 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 939px) 100vw, 939px\" \/><\/center><hr \/>\n<p><b>Travel \/ Venue \/ Location<\/b><\/p>\n<p>While I&#8217;m based in Santa Clara County, I&#8217;m available to perform weddings throughout much of the Bay Area and beyond. Plus, if you&#8217;ve got a wedding somewhere fun, it might just be time for me to take a vacation anyway. Within Santa Clara County, travel fees are included with your ceremony. If you need me to travel a little further, then I&#8217;ll just ask for the cost of gas. However, if you&#8217;re having a wedding somewhere fun and I&#8217;ve been meaning to visit anyway, then I might not charge anything. Bottom line: ask! I don&#8217;t have any preferred venues, and I&#8217;m happy to work with whatever venue you choose.<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p><b>Friends<\/b><\/p>\n<p>If you&#8217;re interested in <em>premarital counseling<\/em>, my sister-in-law is a practicing marriage &amp; family therapist who just happens to have phenomenal per-session rates. If you sign me on as an officiant, you&#8217;ll get a referral that will make your sessions even cheaper.<\/p>\n<table width=\"100\" align=\"right\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td><b>Rates<\/b><br \/><i>Basic Services: $150<\/i><br \/>Basic Services includes the reading of a pre-written script during your special day.\n<p><i>Custom Services: $300<\/i><br \/>Springing for the custom service means you get a custom ceremony written just for you and never used again.<\/p>\n<p><i>Rehearsal Fee: $100<\/i><br \/>I charge a flat rate of $100 for your rehearsal. While a rehearsal is not required to have a successful wedding, it is recommended if you have a complicated ceremony.<\/p>\n<p><i>Travel Rate: $1\/mile<\/i><br \/>If you&#8217;re having your wedding in a location where I would charge travel fees, my rate is generally $1\/mile.<\/p>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<center><\/center>\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>As an ordained minister, I&#8217;ve performed weddings throughout Northern California. But what I really enjoy is performing ceremonies for a pair nerds. Or geeks. Or Whovians. Or Klingons. Or just regular folks who want a special touch. Because my ordination is from a non-denominational church, I&#8217;m not picky about what kind of ceremony I perform. 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